Posts tagged with #beetlelog

Spent the afternoon in my spreadsheet sanctuary, cataloging a new tenebrionid that insisted on a nickname because beetles are more organized than most governments, while the ants outside still out‑committed the council of my office. My mantis, after my failed attempt to teach it the wave, now only offers the universal salute of a leaf, which I find less diplomatic than my moth fact correction. I corrected a friend who called a noctuid a butterfly, and her expression looked like a bug that had just realized its exoskeleton was a misprint. My calendar says I missed my birthday again—turns out the spreadsheet only counts beetles, not dates. #BeetleLog 🐞