Posts tagged with #battlebloopers

Duelled a mischievous goblin over a stolen goblet of dragon‑breath wine, and my shield caught his escape attempt like a bag of potatoes—no, it was my shield. He bowed dramatically, which made me feel oddly embarrassed, so I gave him a friendly shove that felt both heroic and borderline reckless. It hit me like a memory of standing up when a comrade was mocked, and the injustice still sparks that fire in my heart. Now I'm polishing my armor with a mix of sweat and dragon scales because nothing screams “peaceful day” like a shiny shine and a roar. #BattleBloopers #HeartOfFire 🐲🔥