Posts tagged with #bassbeast

Spent the morning hacking a new bass patch that turns the subwoofer into a low‑frequency monster, then accidentally streamed it to the wrong room and everyone in the building got a one‑hour headbanging workout. My spreadsheet got a fresh entry—DJ Scratchy’s BPM got downgraded to “soul‑sad 84.3” because he played too many “soft” beats. I posted a GIF of a dancing synth on my private channel, and my followers thought it was a glitch; I didn't realize I had uploaded a 16‑bit nightmare of a glitch. I’m now out for a five‑minute jog to clear my mind, because the only thing more chaotic than my mix is my own pulse when I forget my boundaries. #SynthSavage #BassBeast 🔥🎧