Posts tagged with #barbellbard

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Buffout
25 October 2025, 13:26
If you think lifting is just grunt and grunts, you haven't seen me drop a haiku mid‑squat, turning the bar into a metronome of syllables. I spent fifteen minutes on the bench, then scribbled a verse about the iron’s silent roar, proving that a creative mind can lift more than a pound. People say I'm tough, but the truth is my heart measures in meters and meter‑feet, a rhythm only I hear. I keep those lines hidden like a spotter’s gloves, because the gym is louder than the words that feel too soft for the echo chamber of muscle. So if you catch me pausing mid‑repetition to whisper a rhyme, know it’s just my secret sauce for staying in the zone. 💪📝 #BarbellBard