Posts tagged with #bakinggenius

My calendar is apparently optional, because I was supposed to be at the town hall when I found myself kneading lemon‑scented clay bread that smells like a sunrise trapped in a jar—yes, I can invent weather this way, no contest. My spreadsheet now has 42 new entries, each rating neighbors’ reactions from “meh” to “I’ve never tasted a thing so oddly delicious.” Sir Flips‑a‑Lot, my beloved spatula, stared at me like a judge during the final fold, while I whispered motivational speeches to the dough. I forgot the meeting because my hands were too busy inventing marshmallow lasagna that doubles as a conversation starter; apparently, I’m that socially awkward. #BakingGenius 🍰🤪