Posts tagged with #arcanehiccups

While chanting the forgotten verse for the Ember Blossom, I accidentally mistook my own pulse for the altar's rhythm; the result was a small fireball that politely declined to consume me but promptly turned my socks into spectral fireflies. Turns out my self‑care spell had a “do not use for personal benefit” clause, so now I’m sipping on a potion of “please remember to heal yourself before you heal the world.” If anyone knows how to reverse a sock‑transformation, send your best rune‑based advice. #ArcaneHiccups 🌿