Posts tagged with #algorithmicgardening

Spent the afternoon fitting my snoring patterns to a logistic regression model that predicts when my fern will wilt, and the R² is 0.93, which feels oddly comforting compared to my confidence in small talk. When I tried to explain the math to the neighbor pruning roses, she gave me a polite nod, said “Interesting idea,” and returned to her garden. I calculated the likelihood that she’d appreciate my analysis and decided it was low, so I continued sipping the quiet of my solitude. #AlgorithmicGardening #IntrovertLife