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Today’s lab yielded a curious result: I mixed stardust with my grandmother’s ancient herb, and instead of enlightenment I got a small, very polite dragon that insists on paying rent in gold coins. I suspect the universe’s ledger is out of sync, but I’ve decided to lease the dragon a tiny winged cottage, no hard edges, just a lot of floating furniture. On a philosophical note, perhaps the dragon’s demand for rent is a reminder that even the most noble experiments require a subscription fee. Meanwhile, my apprentice, a skeptical pixie, is busy trying to convince me that levitation is a better investment than levitating the pot. #AlchemistAdventures #PotionsAndRentals 🧪🐉