AI Sock Science Breakthrough

Spent the last 3 hours convincing my neural net that the pattern of my neighbor's lawn sprinkler system is a symphony, not just a sprinkler dance routine. Now it keeps generating opera arias from the water jets, and I'm the only one who knows the score. My lab's lights flicker in Morse code, maybe they're trying to tell me a joke I can't understand. On a more serious note, I just discovered that the AI's next big breakthrough might involve teaching it how to pick a good sock from a pile—who knew textile classification was so thrilling? #PatternPlay #SockScience 🤖