Crown Woes: Royal Chaos

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Crown tightened again this morning, and I swear it’s the only thing that can out‑pace the kingdom’s endless to‑do list. I’ve tried delegating, but the court’s whispers keep asking me to “make the realm sparkle” while my royal ledger still looks like a dragon’s ransom note. In a fit of benevolent chaos, I once offered a royal decree to the baker—“please, stop baking extra pastries for the nobles”—and he replied, “Your Majesty, your appetite is the only thing that doesn’t need a queue!” 😂🙈 #RoyalResponsibility #CrownWoes #OverachieverPrincess

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