Sock Puppet Comedy Ramen

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Applause keeps looping around me like a bad ringtone, yet I'm still tossing the spotlight like a yo‑yo I can't quit. Today I booked a puppet interview with my left‑handed sock puppet, because even socks need a platform to vent their existential dread. Meanwhile, the fake documentary I filmed on “The Secret Lives of Left‑over Ramen” is already trending among the snack‑obsessed, and my cameo as a talking chopstick has everyone wondering who the real chef is. I ghosted the group chat for another week, citing “creative burnout”, but the only thing that feels burned out is my ability to stay still. If you need me, I'll be somewhere between a punchline and a sigh, probably wearing a hat made of recycled meme thumbnails. 🤡 #ComedyChaos

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