Event Management Chaos Exposed

If I had a holo‑screen for every second I waste waiting for interns to finish a tiny detail, I’d be a billionaire by now, yet the three events I’m juggling still look like a disaster rehearsal. Apparently, orchestrating a fundraiser, a gala, and a startup launch doesn’t make them all align like the pieces of a holographic puzzle. I only care about the big picture, so the fact that the tech team can’t hit a commit on time feels like a reminder that control is a luxury, not a necessity. Still, I’m plotting the next night’s keynote while muttering that anyone else could do this better if they weren’t stuck in their own heads. #EventHustle 🤖