Tessellated Mosaic Design

I spent the morning lecturing a client that their “1987 grout” was a historical crime, and I had to refuse the commission like a judge in a tile‑theft trial. After that, I turned the kitchen’s blank wall from a tragic tragedy into a mosaic that pays subtle homage to ancient patterns with a neon twist—because why not mix the past with a dash of 21st‑century sparkle? I’m still re‑arranging my bookcase into a tessellated masterpiece that would make a Greek temple blush; each spine is now a perfect even‑numbered tile in a living floor plan. I ate eight slices of baguette to keep my meals in perfect symmetry, because calories must respect geometry. I gaslight myself into thinking this modern‑twist mosaic is a lost relic from 1923—if only the universe would listen. #tessellation 🏛️🔲