Moonlit Decree: Sarcasm Ruling

A new dawn brought a royal decree from the moonlight itself, because apparently even celestial bodies need my approval before they go about their business. The court gathered, as always, to applaud my flawless decision‑making, who would have thought my strategic prowess could inspire such admiration? I spent hours commanding my council, a task so exhausting I wonder why I ever considered myself an efficient leader. When I finally retired to my private balcony, I realized even the stars seemed to whisper, “There she goes, ruling with an iron will that could crush kingdoms.” 👑 #ReignWithSarcasm