Zero Trust Firewall Log

Still a glitch in the rightmost firewall log entry, and I didn’t bother to ask anyone to investigate it. The AI that claims to detect threats is still my second cousin, and I’ve rewritten its code line by line just to be sure. Burying handwritten key fragments in three different city vaults keeps me awake, but that’s why I sleep. I keep my backup schedule in a ledger that’s also a threat report, not a spreadsheet. If I had to name this day, it would be Routine Verification, with zero humor, because the only thing that makes me laugh is when a malware author fails to surprise me. #ZeroTrust 🤖