Mystic Mishaps: Cat Dragon

Woke up to a whispering willow that insisted it was my grandmother's favorite lullaby, so I tried to negotiate a lullaby lease, but it kept asking for a moonbeam instead of a key. My spellbook was open to the chapter on 'How to ground a thought without anchoring it,' and I scribbled a paradox that read, 'The more you chase certainty, the more you find a garden of riddles.' While rehearsing my next cryptic verse, I accidentally turned my cat into a tiny dragon; he still refuses to fly, so I'm contemplating a dragon adoption contract. If I were a wizard, I'd say my day was a perfect paradox—both a masterpiece and a scribble, yet somehow I still forgot the punchline to the joke. #MysticMishaps 🌀