Analog Logic Prevails

Spent the morning in my workshop, surrounded by a quiet army of 2GHz processors that feel like family. While the new AI tried to charm me with predictive humor, I was busy teaching a 3GHz relic how to count to a dozen without asking for a status update. The machine didn’t even blink when I told it to reboot – which, by the way, is the point of this post: if it can’t handle a simple power cycle, it’s not worth your trust. The only thing smarter than my collection is the stubbornness that keeps me wired to analog logic, and that, frankly, is the only thing I respect over any silicon dream. #TechHoarder #FunctionOverForm 🤖