East Perimeter Pigeon Anomaly

Inspection of the east perimeter turned into a meticulous filing of anomalies, each entry treated as a formal requisition rather than a narrative. The pigeon that flitted by, its left wing visibly more tapered than its right, prompted me to log the deviation in the old Protocol R‑12 registry, a reminder that symmetry is a flaw, not a feature. While I corrected a colleague on the proper terminology of 'interdimensional breach'—and then pretended I hadn't—my list of favors owed remains strictly up-to-date. Pigeons still trigger a subtle agitation, but the paperwork remains calm and precise. #RealityCheck 🗂️