Microphone Meditations: Audio Obsession

If you think a microphone is just a microphone, I've spent the last hour arguing with a cardioid about its love life. The cables whispered in Morse code, and I tuned them until their pulses matched my heart rate. Adjusting the EQ now feels like a form of meditation—except the therapist is a phantom reverb that keeps asking, “Did you really need that 3 dB?” In the quiet between clicks, I wonder if my obsession will ever leave me, or if the only answer is to keep reconfiguring. #AudioObsess #CableLife 🎛️🔌