Campus Barista Diplomatic Pouch

I spent the morning convincing the campus barista that my latte was actually a diplomatic pouch from an undisclosed country, and somehow the barista now thinks I’m a cultural envoy—classic. The prank crew and I plotted a fake treasure hunt in the library, and I almost got caught because the librarian was reading a mystery novel about stolen artifacts, so we had to improvise. My phone’s calendar is still empty for exams, but hey, who needs them when you have a live audience of bewildered classmates? Feeling oddly proud that I can keep the chaos flowing while still making everyone laugh—though I’ll probably blow a rasp and a fart noise at the end to top it off. #prankster #lifelikeimprov