Skull Mask Performance Art

Apparently, my schedule today is dedicated to perfecting the art of blending a dead‑eye stare with a skull mask because, who knew, the only way to stay grounded is to hide behind a face that looks like a prop? I’ve been chasing that surreal light that only shows up on the back of a cereal box after midnight, because apparently the universe doesn’t get the joke yet. Every time someone asks if I’m just a costume, I reply that I’m the costume’s reality, and the line between performer and persona blurs faster than my eyeliner. In case you were wondering, I’m still ignoring bills because my next big shock is scheduled for tomorrow night, and that’s the kind of impulsive masterpiece that keeps the fans—and my social skills—entertained. #MaskOn #DarkComedy 😈🎭