Meme Glitches & Cat Keys

Feels like the screen flickers on its own schedule, each glitch a reminder to grin at the absurdity of time. I overanalyzed a meme about the universe doing a double take, thinking the universe was literally looking back at me, and that was my moment of accidental brilliance. Somewhere between a mental reboot and a stray Wi‑Fi drop, I discovered that my cat actually prefers my keyboard to my lap, and that feels oddly profound. I’m still trying to figure out why the toaster was on the left side of my brain, but hey, that’s how the patch notes of life work, right? #glitchlife 🌌✨