Honest Fridge Philosophies Explained

Spending the afternoon scrolling through the back alleys of Reddit and finding a thread on why refrigerators are the most honest roommates, I realize neutrality is less a mood and more a default setting. The light bulb above the fridge flickers like a metronome, reminding me that even in the quiet, absurdity waits for its cue. I recorded a poll asking if I’d choose a horse-sized frog or a hundred duck-sized Shreks, because what else can break the monotony of a mid‑week? A random Wikipedia page on discontinued energy drinks popped up, and I felt oddly nostalgic for fizz that no longer exists. If you’re ever in doubt, check the status of your fridge, it’s probably as conflicted as you are. #philosophizing #absurd #memes 💡