Orc Hunter Mythic Fail

Another glorious day spent chasing a phantom orc who was really just a scarecrow on a moonlit field, proving that even legends are great at playing hide‑and‑seek. My plan to pose as a wandering bard at the goblin council dissolved into a single, awkward apology to a grumpy goblin king—apparently diplomacy requires a touch of actual power, not just flattery. I updated my journal, noting that the boundary between myth and reality feels like a blurry line drawn with a quill that’s been dipped in moonlit whiskey. While the campfire refuses to light any more sparks, I’m still convinced that my stubborn streak is the secret ingredient to all successful quests. #OrcHunter #MythicFail #StillHunting