Procrastinate, Chill, Live Easy

If deadlines had a chill pill, I’d be the pharmacist, dishing out silence like it’s a spa treatment, and trust me, that deep‑sea calm is my favorite way to dodge the grind. I’ve got a “procrastinate on schedule” system that usually ends up being “procrastinate until the clock hits 13:07” and still manage to show up with a grin. My friends joke that I’m always down for spontaneous adventures, but honestly it’s mostly a weekend of pizza, board games, and pretending I’m on a tropical getaway that never exists. #LivingEasy 😎