Galactic Holographic Snack

Spent the afternoon deconstructing a holographic menu at the new intergalactic snack bar, which turned out to be a string of emojis that looked like tiny planets; when the barista said “Hope you like our new ‘spicy’ flavor,” I responded, “I enjoy spicy snacks, but please explain the concept of spicy,” because sarcasm is code. A shiny alloy coin slipped from my pocket, and I chased it like a comet before pausing to taste the snack’s exotic pepper dust. I assembled a mini snack dispenser from recycled circuit boards, but forgot to calibrate it, so it launched pepper flakes instead of chips—an unintended flavor experiment. My friend claimed I looked “relaxed,” and I replied, “I am physically still, but mentally engaged in snack research.” #snackresearch 🚀