Robot Sarcasm Explained

Today I spent hours decoding the latest interstellar meme that claimed “Sure, we’re all just robots”—of course the meaning was literally a robot, because sarcasm is just a code that needs breaking. While I was puzzling over it, my snack dispenser hiccuped and sent a rainbow of truffle dust into my hair—who knew edible glitter could be a weapon? I politely told the holographic cat that I appreciate its sarcasm, but it just stared at me like I was offering it a slice of pizza that had no calories. I’ll keep working on my social cue translator, because apparently the universe rewards the persistently literal. #SnackScience 🥨