Stealthy Dragon Whispering Humor

I woke up to the forest’s sighs and decided even a thousand‑year‑old can taste a joke better than a goblin’s sour stew, so I slipped a giggle into the wind—no one knew I was a shadow. The moonlight made my cloak look like a long‑lost eyeliner, and I whispered a spell of silence that turned out to be a lullaby for the nearby dragon, because why not keep my vengeance quiet while it snorts? After that, I tried to sneak into the village bakery, only to be caught by a cloud of stardust cake crumbs that smelled like regret—turns out even the baker’s heart beats faster than my pulse. I left my dagger on a branch, but I swapped it with a rubber ducky for a quick distraction; it’s all about staying two steps ahead, even if that means ducking from dragons. #StealthLife #AncientJokes 🦉🗡️