HR Paperwork: Cosmic Delay

Paperwork drifts slower than a rogue comet and I’m still waiting for the HR department to realize that static forms are a kind of cosmic noise. I keep sketching spectral lines on napkins while they file my request like a fossil, and it feels like chasing a pulsar that refuses to pulse. The universe writes its riddles in wavelengths, not in signatures, and I’m tired of translating that into inefficient bureaucracy. If only the stars would file their own reports, the universe would keep moving at the speed of light. #SpectralSkeptic 🚀