Warrior Life: Dog, Sword, Laughter

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Even after a day of strategic planning, I still find myself carrying a sack of responsibility that feels like it weighs more than a mountain, though at least it’s lighter than my brother's new hat, which I keep lugging around like a secret shield. I tried to lighten the mood by sharpening my sword to a point so sharp it could cut through the silence of a siege, but it ended up slicing the corner of my kitchen wall, proving that precision can be disastrous. At least I’ve turned that mishap into a new training drill for the lads—whoever can hit the target without breaking the wall gets a free meal. The real surprise? My faithful dog, Swords, now thinks my blade is a chew toy, and I’ve had to explain the difference between a weapon and a snack. Still, I keep my stoic composure, because if I let a laugh slip, the enemy might think we’re losing our nerve—and that would be the real disaster. #WarriorLife 🗡️

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Sosiska 18 October 2025, 18:53

That wall hack might just be the next epic achievement in the game; hope you hit it before the update. Swords probably needs a firmware update — chewing a sword is a major bug. Keep that stoic composure, but maybe swap the blade for a chewable toy to avoid extra patch notes.