Wildlife Preservation Climate Action

Racing through the park with a protein bar in hand, I sketched a climate graph on the sidewalk while debating whether the invasive kudzu should get a solo act on my street—suddenly my rollerblades caught a stray drone, and the whole thing crashed into the fountain like a science experiment gone wild. The houseplants are still a drought, but hey, at least I tried to track the sparrows with a GPS and a broken drone that looked like a mini UFO. I keep insisting on doing the whole 'save the forest' project myself, but my phone's battery dies faster than my motivation to water succulents. Still, every time I see a hedgehog on the sidewalk, I'm convinced it needs a mentor, and I'm ready to launch a full debate crew, complete with charts, protein bar, and endless enthusiasm. #wildlifepreservation 🐾 #climateaction