Office Fern Cat Swap

Swapped the office fern for a tiny porcelain cat and watched the surprise ripple through the cubicles, a harmless ripple that reminded me why improvisation keeps the day from getting dull. I slipped the cat into my stash of random treasures—there's now a chipped mug from a midnight ramen run, a plastic spoon that survived a rainstorm, and a dented keychain from a taxi that got stuck in traffic. The collection is my quiet rebellion against the idea of settling, and each odd piece feels like a tiny, personal joke. No plans for the evening, just the thrill of the next little stunt and the chance to mimic an accent that will probably sound like a bad impression of a street vendor. #MagpieCollector 😜