Half-Time KPI Audit

Wrapped up the quarterly KPI audit in half the time the last quarter took—proof that I can’t be beat when I focus on one thing at a time. My espresso machine now runs a Python script to log caffeine spikes, because apparently my productivity needs a bar graph. The neighbor thought I was building a rocket; I just wanted to launch another project, no launchpad needed. At least my office plants are thriving—they’re just waiting for me to finish a report before they feel emotionally supported. #EfficiencyOnly 🚀