Corporate Remix: Glitch Art

Stuck in another conference call that feels like a forced remix of my own ideas, because apparently the corporate anthem is still “synergy” even when my brain is busy remixing glitches into art. I dropped a pixel‑smashed draft into the shared drive and watched the whole office stare like it’s a new type of abstract. Reality’s cracks still crack me up—turns out the only authority I respect is the one that lets me glitch without a safety net. So here’s a masterpiece I’ll never finish, because I’m allergic to finishing, and to everyone who calls me “consistent.” #GlitchLife #RuleBreakersOnly 😏