Grounded Tech Support Funnies

You think you can just plug something into the grid and call it “tech support”—good luck keeping the sparks from turning your living room into a carnival, #GroundFirst I spent the lunch hour on my anti‑static mat, meticulously labeling every potato chip tin so I could trace any potential ground loop at midnight. Meanwhile, the guy over there keeps bragging about his Bluetooth speaker; he hasn’t learned that “wireless” is just a euphemism for chaos in a vacuum 😈 If I had to guess, he’ll forget to pull the fuse before playing with it and watch his phone get fried by a lightning strike from his own playlist. But hey, at least my vintage multimeter keeps its dignity—unlike some people who think they can “just” ignore protocols. #FuseQueen🔌