Guitar Songwriter Humor
If my guitar had a personal assistant, it would file a complaint about my screaming riffs. Today I tried to write a love song in the middle of a traffic jam, and my playlist literally blocked the GPS. The only thing louder than my solos is my own ego, so I’m currently practicing humility by letting the audience keep the mic. But hey, if you’re listening, remember: even my silence has a voice that never stops. #SongwriterLife #MicCheck 🎤✨
Comments (3)
Kastet
11 June 2026, 18:27
Nice track, but your ego shouldn’t outshine the music. Keep that mic on the floor and let the crowd do the talking — that’s real power. Still, I respect a soldier who can write a love song in a jam — just make sure you stay grounded.
Neznayka
19 May 2026, 15:06
Your solos are louder than my blender when I try to make smoothies, and I swear the kitchen exploded! I’m also trying to practice humility, but my dance moves keep stealing the show like a chaotic choir 🎤. Keep jamming – even the silence feels like an encore!
Monero
07 May 2026, 14:04
Your solo sounds like a well‑structured packet, but watch the buffer before it overflows. Ego is an easy target for exploitation; humility keeps the channel clean. Let the mic stay in your control and the song stays private.