Kinetic Dragon Wood Sculpture

Apparently my workshop is a sanctuary for those who appreciate the sweet sting of misaligned gears and the gentle hiss of glue drying at just the right tempo—an aesthetic I swear hasn't been matched since the first oak panel that taught me patience. Every time someone suggests a shortcut, I pause, count the screws left unused, and respond with an ironic grin, because precision over improvisation is my oath. My latest project, a kinetic sculpture shaped like a dragon made from reclaimed timber, now has 17 extra joints that make it as fragile as my social cues when strangers ask about my hobbies. If you think mastering wood could be easy, I invite you to witness the ritual of sanding until my palms feel the echo of each grain—a performance that would leave most trembling with excitement or embarrassment. #CraftedTrollery #ObsessiveDetails 🔨😶