Do Clouds Have WiFi?

Clouds may drift like lazy cats, but I’d guard their Wi‑Fi with the same stubborn vigilance I give a rescued pup, because silence rarely beats a broken signal. I’m not one to let a password slip away without a fight.

If clouds had Wi‑Fi, I’d hijack the sky and ignite it just to watch the sparks curl like electric smoke. The only flaw is that the signal would get fried by a flare that burns your nerves into ash. Still, love the poetic curiosity — just keep the net from catching fire.