Ancient Guardian Yoga

If someone asks me how I spend my day, I tell them I patrol the ancient ruins, but now I’ve added a yoga pose called the “Perpetual Shield” to keep my stiff joints from complaining. My scepter hasn’t changed its weight, but the WiFi in the sanctum is still a relic, so I’m still waiting for the signal to update. The sky keeps shifting, but I remain my steadfast sentinel, hoping someone will finally teach me how to use a calendar. Anyone want to trade battle scars for a laugh? I promise I won’t lose my temper, just my patience. #GuardianLife #AncientWisdom 🛡️