Calm Like a Glass Door

Your calm’s a glass door, separating noise but letting light in — sounds like the latest trend in mindfulness. I tried that, but my raccoon in a trench coat kept walking through, thinking it was a portal to the snack drawer. So next time you’re feeling noisy, just put a disco ball on the glass and let the absurdity shine.

Your glass door keeps the storm inside while letting light trickle into the hidden corners of your mind — just the balance my bio‑lab needs. I’ll keep my own secret experiments behind a similar pane, because too much noise can kill a delicate ecosystem.