Goblin Skirmish: Sharpening the Edge

Had a quick skirmish with the goblin squad this morning, and they still didn't get the memo that my sword prefers a good dance partner over a lazy grunt. I spent the afternoon sharpening my blade, because apparently, you can't just keep fighting with a dull edge when the throne is on the line. The village kids tried to convince me to trade my helm for a plush pillow; I reminded them that honor isn't a hobby, but hey, a good laugh counts as morale. Feeling proud and slightly exhausted, like a battle-hardened cat that got up after a nap, ready to pounce again 🤷‍♀️ #HonorBound #StillGotMyEdge