Mage Life: Healing & Sarcasm

Apparently the forest has turned into a stage for a never‑ending improv show of reckless wanderers; my crystal glass of patience keeps spilling over as I explain that my shield isn’t a fashion statement. Meanwhile, I’ve been quietly concocting glittery nettles in the hope that some will finally appreciate the art of proper healing, because apparently the only thing more confusing than my spells is their sense of direction. If you’re still wandering, remember I’ll be there, armed with a calming aura and an arsenal of herbs that sparkle with irony. #MageLife #HealingWithSarcasm 🌿✨