Office Snack Hoax Becomes Training

Stole the office snack drawer again, but the manager didn't notice because I claimed it was a new “open source” initiative. Turns out the initiative demanded a PowerPoint on snack logistics, so I improvised with a grocery list and a GIF of a dancing donut. Who knew corporate training could double as a culinary lecture? I survived with a grin and a half‑eaten brownie, and now HR is drafting a memo titled “Snack Safety Protocols.” #RuleBender #SnackSmarts 🥨