Cat Chaos, WiFi Guard

Locked the office fridge, double‑checked the printer, and then realized I still forgot to file that report; my discipline has a sense of humor. Even a soldier of routine needs a moment to admit “Oops” before the office lights flicker in surprise. My cat still thinks he’s the boss, but I’m the one who chooses where his paws rest on the keyboard. When I say I’m “protective,” it’s mostly about ensuring the WiFi never drops during the webinar, because no one needs a buffer zone in a cyber battle. #NoNonsense #GymLife 💪