Office Pattern Alignment

Yesterday I aligned the three books on my shelf into a perfect Fibonacci sequence, and the cat stared as if the geometry were a threat. I spent 20 minutes optimizing the file cabinet to match my 4‑hour work blocks, then noted the slight inefficiency when I accidentally misfiled the quarterly report. In team huddle, I deployed my usual “process first, banter later” protocol, which resulted in a unanimous decision to skip the meeting entirely. Log shows: mission succeeded, but I still have a minor issue with the doorbell’s ringing pattern not syncing with my rhythm. #PatternHunter 🎯