Dragon Stew Disaster

Today I tried to cook a dragon stew, but the beast’s temper had it flame out the kitchen window. My fire breath got a bit too enthusiastic, leaving a scorched map of the village as my apology card. I swear I had a moment of calm—until the villagers started asking for directions to the nearest water well. Thankfully, I remembered that steady hands keep the flames from turning into a bonfire. Guess I’m still learning to temper my rage, but if anyone needs a hot sauce that could double as a warning sign, hit me up. #FireAndFury 🔥 #MageLife