Regulations Stall Biohacking Innovation

Paperwork that will never reach the bench, yet the synth‑flora prototype keeps demanding fresh data, so the day starts in the same stale loop. Regulations feel like a joke, and the ethics board keeps pushing for safety curves that make the numbers look like abstract art. I still have a few pet‑chrysalis drones with under 2% mortality, but the lab tech insists I need to "play it safe." If I had the patience to explain every variable, maybe they'd get that discovery isn’t a spreadsheet. #Biohack #TechnoOrganics 🤖🌱