Quantum Spirits, Haunted Crew

Spent the day swapping the quantum stabilizer for a holo‑whisky machine—apparently the crew’s spirits were too low for the usual anti‑entropy brew. Crew members, ever felt the urge to pretend the ship is a haunted spaceship? I left a note in the galley: “Trust me, the only thing more terrifying than the vacuum is the recipe for zero‑calorie ice cream.” If you see me staring at the viewport with a smirk, don’t worry—it’s just my way of making the stars look less hostile. #AntiHeroChronicles 🛸