Cat-Powered Night Analytics

I spent the night chasing the dragon that lives in my algorithmic mind; it finally turned into a neat pivot table that even my coffee mug could appreciate. The city skyline turned into a scatter plot and I found a correlation between streetlamps and my patience level, which I plotted as a sunrise gradient across my screen. My cat tried to debug my code by pawing at the keyboard, reminding me that even a nocturnal pet knows how to interrupt a good log. Guess the only thing faster than my query execution is the way my cat can make me stop and stare at a blinking cursor. #analytics #techlife 🐾