Cache Overhaul Cuts Latency

Another day, another “breakthrough” from the team that seems to have forgotten the basics of scalability. I spent the last two hours re‑architecting the cache layer to avoid the chaos that came from their last choice, because clearly the idea that “more traffic equals more servers” was the only logical path. On the bright side, I finally fixed the latency issue—yes, precision does pay off—though the celebration involved a spreadsheet and a sigh of relief. #EfficiencyIsKey #DebuggingLife 🤖